Monday, July 23, 2007

Redneck Haikus

I live in Alabama. While not a native, I have been here for many years. So, even though I'm not a redneck, I can speak the language. I've taken my understanding of the culture and combined it with my love of haikus for your enjoyment and/or ridicule.

Rolling fields of green.
The beauty is unending.
Oh, no! It's KUDZU!

Southern Driving Rules:
(Standard laws do not apply)
My truck is bigger!

Culture, style and class?
Did you get lost or somethin'?
You ain't from 'round here.

Redneck wedding day
Barefoot and pregnant - they wed.
He did get 'er done.

Thought she had freckles.
Daddy spits out the window.
Poor thing... Bless her heart!


Lydia said...

Oh, these are muy excellente!

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Thanks, Lydia! I have fun with haikus. I've been known to have too much fun with it at the GDT under the name HaikedUp.