Monday, July 23, 2007

Redneck Haikus





I live in Alabama. While not a native, I have been here for many years. So, even though I'm not a redneck, I can speak the language. I've taken my understanding of the culture and combined it with my love of haikus for your enjoyment and/or ridicule.







Rolling fields of green.
The beauty is unending.
Oh, no! It's KUDZU!


Southern Driving Rules:
(Standard laws do not apply)
My truck is bigger!


Culture, style and class?
Did you get lost or somethin'?
You ain't from 'round here.


Redneck wedding day
Barefoot and pregnant - they wed.
He did get 'er done.


Thought she had freckles.
Daddy spits out the window.
Poor thing... Bless her heart!

2 comments:

Lydia said...

Oh, these are muy excellente!

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Thanks, Lydia! I have fun with haikus. I've been known to have too much fun with it at the GDT under the name HaikedUp.