I live in Alabama. While not a native, I have been here for many years. So, even though I'm not a redneck, I can speak the language. I've taken my understanding of the culture and combined it with my love of haikus for your enjoyment and/or ridicule.
Rolling fields of green.
The beauty is unending.
Oh, no! It's KUDZU!
Southern Driving Rules:
(Standard laws do not apply)
My truck is bigger!
Culture, style and class?
Did you get lost or somethin'?
You ain't from 'round here.
Redneck wedding day
Barefoot and pregnant - they wed.
He did get 'er done.
Thought she had freckles.
Daddy spits out the window.
Poor thing... Bless her heart!
2 comments:
Oh, these are muy excellente!
Thanks, Lydia! I have fun with haikus. I've been known to have too much fun with it at the GDT under the name HaikedUp.
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