Tuesday, October 23, 2007

More Gifts From The Internet

I'm sure my local friends are going to make comments to the How To post soon. I'm sure of it. Really. I have local friends. Not just internet friends. I do. Really. And they're not imaginary or invisible.

Where is my tinfoil hat??

In the meantime, a favorite of bloggers around the world...a few of the Google searches that lead to The Wordy Bitch.

(gmilf or ggmilf) submission - Erm. I think we did the first part of this already but the submission part is new. Either some twisted mind out there wants to lick some granny boots or someone wants to spank the elderly. Now that's kinky.

poem about boobs -
A literary boob afficianado!
How it makes me smile
Come and read my blog a bit
I'm sure it will make you smile

Boobs are mentioned frequently
But most often in September
Please put it on your calendar
In case you don't remember.

paddle faster (i hear banjo music) t-shirt - Deliverance. Squealing. Fear. I'm not even a guy and that's scary. I did see this t-shirt and blogged about it in a post by this name.

get it bitch in Spanish - Well, isn't that rude?

zyban heartache - The love of my life, MrWurdi, despises smoking. DESPISES it, I tell you. Because it worked once before, I tried Zyban to help me quit again. It didn't work this time. Zyban heartache, indeed.

may you have an interesting life - I do! I also posted about this a few months ago. My Interesting Life post explains the phrase and also includes the start of my Zyban heartache.

irritate people - I would love to talk to this person. Do they want to know how? I could completely do a "how to irritate people" post by using examples from those who have irritated me. I think, though, that Google might not like me. I mean, gee, someone types "irritate people" and Wordy Bitch comes up? I admit, this made me curious so I went and Googled the phrase. The Wordy Bitch shows up on PAGE TEN. This person is doing some in-depth research. I'm impressed. And frightened.

a poem of haiku -
Technically so:
A haiku is a poem
Three lines? Rhyming's hard.

For you, I found time
With my words and syllables
This haiku does rhyme.

(Haikus are three lines long with lines formed as follows: 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables)


Mar-Cee-Ah said...

Its writings such as the one about your interesting life that make me wish I had found your blog sooner. You make me laugh out loud and I see myself in your blggings, too! Thanks!

Effortlessly Average said...

Hey, at least your search terms are harmless. I get things like "sex with my brother" and "hot nurse shaved my balls." What's up with that?

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Thanks, Marcia! I love that connection to other people. I really need to update my other blog, too.

EA, I don't know what to say. You've rendered me speechless. Okay, not really. I am the Wordy Bitch, after all. I'm going to have to read your archives to figure out how the hell those search terms found you, though. Freak.

(I like freaks.)

phishez_rule said...

I love the searches that lead to my blog. Since I do smut posts once a month, they can get downright feral.

They make me laugh though.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

I keep trying to remember to go check your smut blogs. I feel I need to reserve those for weekend reading but don't do much blog reading then. With NaBloPoMo, I'll be more likely to get there.