Thursday, August 30, 2007

Gifts From the Internet

I really am sincere about posting every day this week. Today was more difficult and I apologize if you've come here and been greeted with stale content.

There are so many gifts we get from the internet, internets, interweb, whatever: Google searches, SPAM, new blog friends, odd news stories, cool sites, etc.

I'd like to share with you a few of the Gifts from the Internet that I've received lately. First, a standard among bloggers - Google searches that lead to my blog:

GMILF - Dude. That's kind of sick. While I am a grandmother and I'm not exactly chopped liver the whole idea of a GMILF is kind of skeevy. Ew. I know, I know, I shouldn't be judgmental. After all, MrWurdi is a granddad and I'm not skeeved about him (STOP READING NOW, MrsStevens). In fact, I think MrWurdi is pretty damned hot. Really hot. He's way sexy.(YOU CAN READ AGAIN NOW, MrsStevens)

May You Have An Interesting Life - I did a blog post on that in January. Mostly, I was whining but I thought it had a good ending. Apparently, many people read something that made them Google that phrase. Hi, Interesting Life Seekers! Shit happens! It's okay. Good stuff happens, too. Don't dwell on the bad stuff.

Snuggle and Pain in the Ass Bitch Yeah? What? I can't be snuggly and bitchy? This one cracked me up. Apparently, the Google searcher was a complete and total masochist.


SPAM - Who the fuck is James Foster and why are people trying to send him email at my accounts?


Finally, one of my favorite gifts from the internet is finding people who inspire me and entertain me. I want to share these people with you. Eventually, I'll get around to updating my blog roll but, for now, let me just tell you about them.

Lindystars aka Danielle the Hor Blogger - You've heard me bitch about typos, words spelled incorrectly and horrific grammar. Lindy/Danielle, I don't care. I love your blog.

SGTRedline - I love your eclectic posting style. I never know what I'm going to see on your site and I absolutely love that. You play along with my 55 Fiction Friday and always inspire me to impress you. However, I must admit. I am an attention whore. The fact that you blogrolled me and called me "Linguistically Gifted" has garnered my undying blog devotion.

Finally, SanityOptional - I don't remember how I found you. Heck, you're not even here in the U.S. but I love your blog and I love the way you think. I hate that you have webdrama that makes you moderate your comments and I hope you get that job. Please, please, keep writing. You rock.

7 comments:

Sgt said...

I feel special... and not in the usual blue bus style.

Lindystar the HOR blogger said...

AAAWWWWWWWWWWW you're so nice! I feel like an ass for not seeing this earlier.

And thanx for the whole exemption on grammar - I kinda need that handicap.

Sgt- Your retard busses are blue? We have Short busses, they only have like 12 seats and the retards have to ride on them by themselves. (kind of screwed up right? I thought segregation was over?)

Well sometimes regular kids get to ride on them. Like me. But my mom always said it was because the regular busses didn't come that far out into the country where we lived. Thanx Mom.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Cool! Now go tell me which one of my Bitching Until I'm Red, White and Blue in the Face posts you didn't like.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

It's all good, Lindy. I wasn't able to post until late last night.

Our specialbusses here are yellow.

jeremy said...

::In fact, I think MrWurdi is pretty damned hot.::

i'd fuck him.

phishez_rule said...

Thanks for the link! They're always appreciated.

How did you find out about the webdrama? I'm amazed how many people know about it, especially when the blogcircle doesn't overlap with the other person.

Thanks for the vote in my favour. And you don't have to worry. I'm not going anywhere. I even have a few spare blogs floating around.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Haha! Jeremy, you would have enjoyed the response your comment garnered. MrWurdi saw your comment before I did and asked, "Um, do you know someone named Jeremy?" Not knowing he was referring to any blogstuff, I thought about it and told him I'd known a fellow named Jeremy a few years ago. He suggested I take a look at the comments on my blog. I had to click your name and see Turkeynecks before it made sense. I laughed and laughed. MrWurdi's reaction?

"I feel so violated..um, I mean validated. Yeah, validated; that's it."

Too freaking funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Phishez, always glad to give a little publicity to people I like. You'd made a brief mention of your webdrama right after I'd noticed you'd activated comment moderation. I'm sorry you had to do that and hope things calm down for you.